Moving to a New Site

This Blog shall be abandoned, and all of its works shall now be posted on my new site, Nigmabox.  Peace out!

Super Mario 3D Land Review

Super Mario 3D Land served as one of Nintendo’s two big titles near the end of 2011 to rake in some Christmas dough from children across the land.  But is it good, or is it just as bad and stupid as its title.  Yes, it is as dumb as the title, but the game is just straight Mario, and is that enough to hold a $40 title this day and age?  Hit the break and read what some bloke has to say.

Dragon's Dogma Demo Impressions

Capcom’s latest title is a unique take on a party based RPG.  Instead of taking the Japanese route, which is roughly just to evolve upon the Dragon Quest model, Capcom made it into a very action heavy game that seems to be more inspired by Dungeons and Dragons, or at least visually.  Now does this very brief demo make the game look good or bad?  It seems to be damn good, now listen to me gush about it.

Star Fox 64 3D Review

Happy 3DS month, this is really just a plot to distract everyone from the fact that I can never beat a game a week, proving the schedule to be too regular, but a biweekly review schedule would leave me with a backlog and far less interest in the actual actually reviewing.  But for now, let’s talk about a game that I should have written a review of 8 months ago, Star Fox 64 3D.

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D Review

After one of the most lackluster launches in video game history, the 3DS struggled to create a software lineup that was worth a damn in 2011.  Since I need to fill these next few months somehow, listen to me talk about what I would consider to be the 4 biggest 3DS titles, or at least the 4 biggest ones that I care about.  And I don’t see a better place to start than The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D. As someone who didn’t grow up with this game, and only played a portion of it 3 years ago, let’s see if this classic holds up.

Fez Rant

I first heard of a little game called Fez about two years ago, since then I maintained an interest in the game, and finally got to play it, but I hate it.  Not to say that it is bad, just that I personally cannot stand it.  Unfortunately I cannot form my thoughts into a full review, so let’s just call this an opinion piece and wait while all 0 of you penetrate my asshole with rusty pieces of metal, because that’s how opinions work.

Saints Row DLC Review

Hello there, it’s Saints Row month, but it will end with a piece about Fez next Sunday, and enjoy these mini-reviews on the Saints Row DLC.

Saints Row: The Third Review

Now for the review of  the last packaged game in Saints Row month, only now do I realize that I have 5 slots and only 4 pieces.  So enjoy this rant and see me next week for the overall DLC review.

Saints Row 2 Review

Now then, let's continue Saints Row month with one of the most impressive sequels I've seen since Mass Effect 2.  It's time to dive back into Stillwater with Saints Row 2!

Saints Row 1 Review

Despite growing up with an irrational hatred for all games that were, “immature”, I can safely say that’s it’s a shock that I love the Saints Row series.  I used to groan when I overheard people talk about Grand Theft Auto, but now I possess love for a series that originally began as a shameless rip-off.  As someone who recently experienced this franchise, I feel like I should review and compare this trilogy, in half for the LOLs, and because I like the idea of reviewing entire series.  So without further ado, let’s talk about Saints Row 1.